Caption Contest
Posted by on April 11, 2006 at 05:35 PM
When Kate and I delivered the letter from Chairman Dean to Ken Mehlman earlier this morning, we were able to take this picture. Yes, that's me. I've sat here for about 15 minutes trying to think of something witty and clever to caption the photo with, but after spending so much time in RNC HQ, all I can think of is to start accusing you of time and time again siding with terorrists, calling you cowards for recognizing the president's failed leadership in Iraq, hating America, telling you I can't post any more threads during the middle of an investigation, or any number of ridiculous statements that come out of the RNC when there is little record of progress to stand on. You got any captions?
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Well Tim, the only thing I can think of is how narrow the room is and how that seems to fit the narrow thinking that comes from it.
Six Flags over Corruption, U.S.A.
DNC representitive Tim Tagaris smiles at Repub emblem surrounded by sea of blue...
Ok, I'm done.
My daughter says:
Tim takes over the RNC HQ - Mission Accomplished!
Hey where is everyone?? I refuse to caption alone.
and what does winner receive? A signed photograph??
"I swear to you that the Republican Party is not in the pocket of the big American flag industry."
"When does the Revolution begin???"
how about
"At last, the Elephant has a Brain"!
(Hope you washed your hands Really good, when you got out of there, Tim! It really just gave me the creeps to see one of our favorite guys, standing near that GOP sign.)
Ok, so how about...
Ladies and Gentleman, the Republicans have Finally left the building!
While the GOP might need all these flags to hide behind, we at the DNC stand proudly next to the flag in plain view, asking for the truth.
- a long caption, I guess.
Posted by Free2BUNMe on April 11, 2006 at 06:31 PM
Hey, is your name from the Book with the same title? I loved that book as a kid and still have my childhood copy that I have even read to my kids.
Although very tempting - I shan't shat on the rug.
lol...Cyn...I had something along those lines "Donkey Bingo"
Kristen - yes, I love the book, too. I love the two babies trying to figure out who they are. I love it all. My copy was lost during a move once.
Just seems if we were all just who we are, and respected ourselves and each other, the world would be a better place. Just seems...
Kristen, yeah, that elephant rug logo thing calls out to be desecrated.
I love the two babies as well! Geez, I haven't thought of that book in awhile. I'm going to go drag it off the self and read through it again.
Thanks for sparking those memories!
It MUST be due to the camera angle, but, isn't the elephant a little crooked?
Maybe not. But where is the yellow stripe on its back, and the wet spot under its underendowed "George-Hood"?
We didn't find any SBD's here, either...
Tim Tagaris isn't afraid to talk about The Elephant in the room.
LOL - I can't think of anything clever - everyone else is much too clever for me to top.
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned?"
Well, it is small and narrow enough for a confessional. Can you imagine the lies and excuses this room has heard? The flags could be used to fan the incense and cover up the stench.
Tim, you should have hit the "flush" handle while at the podium.
Did you see any .28 gauge shotgun shells there?
Other items Tim found in the RNC:
1. Jimmy Swagart's little black book.
2. Empty Oxycontin bottles with Rush Limbaugh's name on them.
3. Bar tabs from MGM in Vegas that belong to Wm. Bennett.
4. Some snake oil intended as a gift for Pat Robertson.
5. Bush twins' empty beer cans.
6. Cliff Note's for "My Pet Goat".
7. Karl Rove's Hitler Youth Collection.
8. Tom DeLay's personal stock of Hustler mags.
9. Bill Frist's five favorite toupes.
10. Rick Santorum's inflatable friend.
11. Jerry Falwell's rainbow pin collection.
12. Mitch McConnell's poster of the Chippendales.
13. A magnum of hairspray from Sam's Club belonging to Kay Bailey Hutchinson.
14. Saxby Chambliss's bio of Benedict Arnold.
15. A love note from Joe Nomentum Zell Lieberman to George Bush.
15. George Bush's special ed papers and Ritalin prescription.
"I should have dressed better and left my pocket protector at home, I am such a geek"
You must have felt the presence of Lord Vader.......... come join me on the dark side........ or maybe something similar.......
Caption: "Hello, anybody home?"
otherwise i'd have to cast my vote with Posted by Kristen on April 11, 2006 at 06:26 PM
Must be on vacation, check Crawford, Texas.
After successfully ridding the Republican Party of Corruption there is but one thing left to say.
Hello, is anyone home.
If I were a repug, I'd hide from the democrats too.
Why all the flags? Damned if I know. President Bush pinched 'em from the school kids after reading "My Pet Goat."
From Moody: Tim finds missing auto thread software at RNC.
Is that a Nazi helmet in the middle of the floor?
"Dearly Beloved, we are gathered today to mourn the passing and celebrate the life of Dumbo, our mascot."
"I repeat, I did not come here to remind you on whose watch the Challenger and Columbia disasters, nor to recall whose progressive vision made it possible for man to set foot on the moon, but while we're on the subject ..."
Ideas? You got ideas? Tell us, Tim, we need ideas.
"Testing 1, 2, 3, 4, all Bush wants is one more war."
I got one......
"RNC...OUT!"
you guys are way clever. great shot tim! you look out of place there, and I mean that as the highest compliment.
Caption: Please Lord, deliver me from evil..............
Gosh, come here to get edjakated and find this thread. You are all wayyyyy too witty. Love each and every one of those offers.
Beautiful pic.
thx for starting a hard day with a smile.
Granica
Is there blue on top of red on that elephant there?
"The Republicans have all been arrested. They asked me to come close up shop for them."
From Eli Blake:
Republicans-- a flag to hide behind no matter what angle the question comes at them from.
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