Mitt Romney

Romney Blames Puppy in 'PuppyGate'

Posted by Michael Link on June 29, 2007 at 04:00 PM

Yes, it's the cutest name ever for a scandal, but let's not forget that Mitt Romney may have broken the law here. With the story picking up steam, as puppy-owners across America voice their outrage, he has finally been forced to respond.

First he tried the dog-needed-fresh-air defense, but it was just too obvious that strapping a dog to the top of a speeding vehicle for 12 hours on the highway wasn't as responsible, as, say, opening a window.

So now he's blaming the dog. Yes, really. Apparently the puppy strapped himself to the top of the car: “He scrambled up there every time we went on trips, got in all by himself and enjoyed it.”

Blaming the puppy? Is he going to start claiming the dog ate his budget?

UPDATE: Did McCain come out swinging at Romney over PuppyGate? From a fundraising email that just came out from the McCain campaign:

The McCains are big pet lovers, their pets include: * Four dogs: an English Springer Spaniel, two toy Yorkies, and a mutt

Coincidence? I think not.

UPDATE 2: I decided to dig around the Humane Society website to see what it had to say about traveling by car with your dog, and the results are not surprising (emphasis mine):

It is also a good idea to travel with your pet in the back seat of the car (although, never in the bed of a pick up truck!), because of the possibility of a front-seat passenger side airbag deploying and causing possible harm to your pet in an accident.

Dogs and cats should always be kept safely inside the car. Pets who are allowed to stick their heads out the window can be injured by particles of debris or become ill from having cold air forced into their lungs. Never transport a pet in the back of an open pickup truck.

Stop frequently to allow your pet to exercise and eliminate. Never permit your pet to leave the car without a collar, ID tag, and leash.

It's important to note that they weren't stopping frequently, either, for the dog.

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