Romney Running Away From Red Sox

Somebody didn't get the memo. Mitt Romney is supposed to be running AWAY from Massachusetts (with a record like his, you would too). So DNC Sox fans were confused when the beloved Fenway anthem "Love That Dirty Water" came blasting out of the speakers after a Romney event in Iowa. And to top it off, he barely recognized the song! The recognizable tune, "Dirty Water" by the Standells, has blasted at Fenway Park in Boston after nearly every Red Sox home game win for years and it features the line, "And I love that dirty water, oh, Boston you’re my home." Romney was recorded on CSPAN as saying, "Oh that’s that song, Gosh, I was wondering what that song was."

At least play it off like you Love That Dirty Water in Beantown, Mitt...I mean, you were GOVERNOR OF THE STATE! Oye.