Huckabee Just Can’t Give Up Those Chocolates. . .
Posted by Mike Gehrke on August 8, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Yesterday Mike Huckabee's staff attempted a cover-up of the shocking secret that could very well derail their boss's Presidential effort. I'm talking, of course, about Mike Huckabee's addiction to chocolate:
The man who famously lost 100 pounds shows off his campaign Winnebago's fridge, stocked with fruit, yogurt and wild cherry diet cola. Oops: On the top shelf sits a multi-pack of Reese's peanut butter cups.Huckabee's campaign staff quickly throw themselves on the grenade. "Oh, no, those are for us!" cries Chip Saltsman, campaign manager.
Then again, Huckabee has said that food will win him the election:
“We’re going to be there with Hope watermelons. If nothing else brings them our way, 150-pound watermelon should do it," Huckabee said on NBC.Hope, Ark., Huckabee's hometown, is renowned for its large fruit and the annual festival that honors the seeded behemoths.
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