Thompson Vows To Go Nonstop In Iowa

TNR gives us the latest from "the Hardest-Working Man In Show Business," Fred Thompson.

Okay, Fred Thompson is really serious now. Time to buckle down. No more slacking. The Washington Post reports that Thompson "has decided to campaign 'nonstop' in Iowa for the next three weeks."

But wait, when you read on, it turns out that "nonstop" means something slightly different for the Thompson campaign:
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They're waiting five days to start this nonstop tour. Then they're going to break for three days in observance of a holiday that I (as an admitted non-Christian) understand to be one day, maybe a day and a half. Then they're going to go for the rest of the week--which is what, three or four days?--and knock off for the New Year. That's dedication.

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It matters little what Fred Thompson does. He's not going anywhere.

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Roxie on December 13, 2007 at 12:15 PM

What do you want from a 100+ year old man?!
LOL

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marymac_memphis on December 13, 2007 at 02:01 PM

He's just another W...on vacation when he isn't observing a holiday.

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SandyH on December 13, 2007 at 02:28 PM

The people would be hard up for someone in the WhiteHouse to represent them, if Thompson became President.

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freeforall on December 17, 2007 at 12:49 PM

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