Top 10
Posted by Kombiz Lavasany on April 1, 2008 at 10:37 AM
Michael mentioned McCain's appearance on Letterman tonight. Keeping with the theme, I'd like to introduce...
Top Ten Reasons to Elect John McCain
10. Who needs health insurance when we have Head On!
9. How else are we going to increase Rick Davis and Charlie Black’s billing rates?
8. Who DOESN’T want to stay in Iraq for 100 years?
7. Early bird specials at the White House cafeteria.
6. He won’t need Dick Cheney to tell members of Congress to "go f--- yourself.”
5. With the economy as good as it is, we really don’t need a president who understands economics anyway.
4. His BBQ ribs actually looked pretty good.
3. Finally, the President of the National Press Club will be made a member of the cabinet.
2. Best Karaoke Song Ever: “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran.”
1. The last seven years have been so great, let’s have four more!
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true...MC Cain has changed and plays a music that right wing composing for him.talking about flip -floping-he must be the biggest one.America desperatelly need a change-he ain't one.give due where due is-he is great guy to have beer with and with all respect for his service...he is far away from what we need now.We have to be honest about that still he can win presidency as unfit that he might be for times like these.I think it is still ours to lose.Facts are in my humbled opinion that our two candidates alone might not be able to win.We do need "dream ticket" more than we know.Why don't two candidates get together and put stop to this nonsense crap and say we are running together.Is it so important who in #1 or #2! In modern presidency,#2 is as important as #1.
Reality for us: Obama will NOT win Florida and Ohio (without Hillary)alone,perhaps not even Pennsilvania and or Michigan(if Mitt Romney is VP for other side),he may win MO and NM which is not enough.Hillary may win Ohio(closer than MC Cain,and may not).She will be close in Pa.(closer to win,I think) and Fl.(McCain will capture Florida I think).Where else we will get enough electoaral votes to win?These races came down to winning either two out of three Ohio,PA or FL for us to win presidency.It is simple math,even for me who is terrible in math.Other red states will stay red with exception to CO,MO and AR.(if Clinton is on ticket).
Bar-Hill ticket or Hill-Bar will with certainity capture PA and Ohio,and Fl is in a play big time(it may lose narrowly Fla and it may win).And DEMOCRATS will be sworn in on Jan 20th 2009...the ket word is "Democrats"!
PS Forgive my english,it is my second language..well maybe not even second..
true...MC Cain has changed and plays a music that right wing composing for him.talking about flip -floping-he must be the biggest one.America desperatelly need a change-he ain't one.give due where due is-he is great guy to have beer with and with all respect for his service...he is far away from what we need now.We have to be honest about that still he can win presidency as unfit that he might be for times like these.I think it is still ours to lose.Facts are in my humbled opinion that our two candidates alone might not be able to win.We do need "dream ticket" more than we know.Why don't two candidates get together and put stop to this nonsense crap and say we are running together.Is it so important who in #1 or #2! In modern presidency,#2 is as important as #1.
Reality for us: Obama will NOT win Florida and Ohio (without Hillary)alone,perhaps not even Pennsilvania and or Michigan(if Mitt Romney is VP for other side),he may win MO and NM which is not enough.Hillary may win Ohio(closer than MC Cain,and may not).She will be close in Pa.(closer to win,I think) and Fl.(McCain will capture Florida I think).Where else we will get enough electoaral votes to win?These races came down to winning either two out of three Ohio,PA or FL for us to win presidency.It is simple math,even for me who is terrible in math.Other red states will stay red with exception to CO,MO and AR.(if Clinton is on ticket).
Bar-Hill ticket or Hill-Bar will with certainity capture PA and Ohio,and Fl is in a play big time(it may lose narrowly Fla and it may win).And DEMOCRATS will be sworn in on Jan 20th 2009...the key word is "Democrats"!
PS Forgive my english,it is my second language..well maybe not even second..
..I just want to make comment about Bosnia trip since I am Bosnian and facts need to be corrected here since press took eye from the ball..Senator Clinton may misspoke about Serb snipers (which operated in the area by the way). All these right wingers lined up and made all fuss about that she is lying.But facts are these; There was really danger for senator and all personnel there.In Tuzla,Serbs were lobbying bombs which killed some 120 or so children not long before her visit.Facts are that her visit was very risky and very dangerous.Serbian front lines were just a few miles away and airport is well in sight of their gunners.On TV you can see Majevica mountain in distance and they certainly could see her.Taking in account that Americans just bombarded Serbs,it was reasonable to believe that some Serbs may disregard order of cease fire as they did many,many times before.There was very realistic treat to the Senator,much greater than anybody could anticipate,if you know the Serbs as I do and their desire for vengeance,you would know what I'm talking about.That visit to Bosnia is way outweighs what she misspoke about sniper fire.It meant everything to Bosnian people.It is nothing short of heroic to us what Senator Clinton and Madame secretary Madeleine Albright did with their visit.It gave hope to Bosnian people as president Clinton did-saved this young nation and its people and showed to the world how AMERICAN POWER CAN BE USED REASONABLY AND RESPONSIBLY and in noble and great cause,unlike current administration's methods.
Lets give credit where true credit is due.it might be "lie" to some what Senator spoke,but it is very real and heroic to Bosnian people and Bosnia's government could not guarantee her safety,nor Serbs could do that especially NOT a handful of American troops in Tuzla airport.Colonel Hunt (from where else FOX)who openly called senator a liar,certainly could not guarantee her safety nor his own,he was probably hiding somewhere in a bunker and his knowledge of the area and people is probably within boundaries of Tuzla airport.Shame on him for an idiotic statement and acting as if he was on very front lines."I was there" he said....yes I would add -in a hole ducking and worrying of being painted as a target by the Serbs in nearby hills.
I would like to see him at that time go to the real nearby front line,the Serbs would love to greese him.Senator Clinton's visit meant everything to Bosnian people,even if it means nothing to most people here.What Bosnia ows to Clintons and administration is beyond evaluation...It can be hardly said same for what Iraq ows to Bushes or MC Cain for that fact.
With McCain there is only a Top One:
Stay the Course in Iraq
Hey, Kombiz.
You made the NYT. Good work.
On Tuesday, everybody was a comedian. The Democratic National Committee came up with its own April Fool’s day list of the “Top 10 Reasons to Vote for John McCain.” They included “Early Bird Specials at the White House cafeteria,” “Finally, the President of the National Press Club will be made a member of the cabinet,’’ “Best Karaoke Song Ever: ‘Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran’ ” and the number one reason: “The last seven years have been so great, let’s have four more!”
thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/01/mccain-and-letterman-trade-insults-on-late-show/
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