At a recent Republican debate, Mitt Romney declared that President Obama's proposal to cut payroll taxes for the middle class—tax relief that amounts to $1,500 of extra cash for the typical American family—is nothing more than "temporary little Band-Aids."
Ouch.
Most Americans know that $1,500 makes a difference. But if you, like Romney, can forgo the money for four months of groceries, seven months of gasoline, or a full year's electricity bill, we're pleased to sell you a box of Mitt Romney–brand Temporary Little Band-Aids, helpfully priced by Romney himself at $1,500.
So if you're feeling a little out of touch, get your Temporary Little Band-Aids here.