Here's a Slate "Bushism of the Day" that flew under the radar. Bush is responding to a question about what advice he would give the next president:

"Take the Middle East seriously because that's the center of -- that's the place where people get so despondent and despair that they're willing to come and take lives of U.S. citizens." -- on advice he would give the next president, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008.

last awarded to a stupid australian, today's honor goes to an american!  and a texan to boot! 

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/051408dnmetitch.f81a31c3.html

could this man be any more annoying?  mediamatters.org details chris matthews' latest foray into offensive, sexist, misogynistic behavior.  i thought he hit rock bottom when he groped ellen.  i was incorrect.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200805130010?lid=294913&rid=8096482

as an irish american, i love my beer as much as the next guy.  but this?  um, no.  the stupid person of the day goes to this dumbass australian fellow.  sorry, dude.  you're off to the timeout corner.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24594248/?GT1=43001

this is all getting outta control!  he'll NEVER be as funny as huckaboodledoodledoo was.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24599482/

cindy adams of the ny post somehow got her hands on the script of the oliver stone movie about mcdummy.  it looks awesome!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05132008/gossip/cindy/film_has_a_few_words_about_our_president_110584.htm?page=1

didn't he say it doesn't matter?  didn't he say he doesn't wear a flag pin, because he doesn't think it represents his patriotism?  why, then, is he sporting one as he campaigns in west virginia??  anyone?  anyone?  bueller?  is obama aware that many americans question his  patriotism?  so is he pandering for their votes now?  wearing his pin for all to see!  look at me!  i'm patriotic!!  what is it with this dude?  say one thing, do the other.  hypocrite much?  wake up, people!  N O B A M A!  clinton 08! 

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-democrats-optional,0,6749272.story 

this is ageist. and really funny.  and since mccain is the enemy, i figure it's fair game.

http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/?m=200805

 "the decisions we make in washington have a direct impact on the people in our country, obviously."  ---mcdummy, new albany, indiana, 11-13-07

here he calls matt lauer "tim". guess he needs some sleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU3loZ4O-4w

only 259 days until 1.20.09.  then we get to give this jerkweed the finger!