the fartsackers

bushism of the day

annie b (mcliberal) — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:22:38 EDT

Here's a Slate "Bushism of the Day" that flew under the radar. Bush is responding to a question about what advice he would give the next president:

"Take the Middle East seriously because that's the center of -- that's the place where people get so despondent and despair that they're willing to come and take lives of U.S. citizens." -- on advice he would give the next president, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008.

stupid person of the day!

annie b (mcliberal) — Thu, 15 May 2008 09:56:42 EDT

last awarded to a stupid australian, today's honor goes to an american! and a texan to boot!

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/051408dnmetitch.f81a31c3.html

more misogyny from matthews

annie b (mcliberal) — Wed, 14 May 2008 07:27:19 EDT

could this man be any more annoying? mediamatters.org details chris matthews' latest foray into offensive, sexist, misogynistic behavior. i thought he hit rock bottom when he groped ellen. i was incorrect.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200805130010?lid=294913&rid=8096482

stupid person of the day

annie b (mcliberal) — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:34:21 EDT

as an irish american, i love my beer as much as the next guy. but this? um, no. the stupid person of the day goes to this dumbass australian fellow. sorry, dude. you're off to the timeout corner.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24594248/?GT1=43001

eek! johnnie mac on "saturday night live"

annie b (mcliberal) — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:20:48 EDT

this is all getting outta control! he'll NEVER be as funny as huckaboodledoodledoo was.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24599482/

sneak peek at "w" script

annie b (mcliberal) — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:44:32 EDT

cindy adams of the ny post somehow got her hands on the script of the oliver stone movie about mcdummy. it looks awesome!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05132008/gossip/cindy/film_has_a_few_words_about_our_president_110584.htm?page=1

obama caves! flag pin returns!

annie b (mcliberal) — Tue, 13 May 2008 07:20:04 EDT

didn't he say it doesn't matter? didn't he say he doesn't wear a flag pin, because he doesn't think it represents his patriotism? why, then, is he sporting one as he campaigns in west virginia?? anyone? anyone? bueller? is obama aware that many americans question his patriotism? so is he pandering for their votes now? wearing his pin for all to see! look at me! i'm patriotic!! what is it with this dude? say one thing, do the other. hypocrite much? wake up, people! N O B A M A! clinton 08!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-democrats-optional,0,6749272.story

things younger than john mccain

annie b (mcliberal) — Mon, 12 May 2008 11:25:33 EDT

this is ageist. and really funny. and since mccain is the enemy, i figure it's fair game.

http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/?m=200805

a mcdummy not-so-funnie

annie b (mcliberal) — Sun, 11 May 2008 09:13:40 EDT

a sunday funnie!

annie b (mcliberal) — Sun, 11 May 2008 08:16:16 EDT

roundup: sunday morning talk shows

annie b (mcliberal) — Sun, 11 May 2008 06:56:03 EDT

happy mothers day to all! today's the day mom sits back, relaxes and watches a sunday breakfast buffet of political talk shows while sipping champagne and eating bonbons!! YAY! in the real world, she'll try to catch a few minutes while braiding hair, wiping butts and cleaning up the mess the man of the house just made. hahaha! anyhoo, let's break it down, shall we? george and his fab hair will be our appetizer: abc's "this week" has the ever-light and frothy (ugh) harry reid and carly fiorina, an adviser to johnnie mac. after your palate savors that light fare, move on to some real meat and potatoes on cbs and "face the nation." everyone's favorite former senator from north carolina is here! john edwards! yay! also on the show is clinton campaign chair terry mcauliffe. mcauliffe is one busy buckeroo, appearing today as well on nbc's "meet the press" along with sen chris dodd. those crazy kids at cnn serve up the main course: per the ny times, barack obama will be on "late edition." also appearing will be a couple of state reps, a retired army general and a former iraqi ambassador. last and least, faux noise and their weekly impersonation of real news and news reporting! the two campaign biggies, axelrod and wolfson, will wrestle in jello to settle the democratic nomination! ben stein will rate the action on a scale of 1 to 10, and his decision is final! so there it is, the mother's day roundup of sunday talk shows! have a great day, all you moms, moms-to-be, stepmoms, moms of pets, grandmas and nanas and aunties. it's your day!!! enjoy!

one of my favorite coffee mugs

annie b (mcliberal) — Sat, 10 May 2008 14:44:30 EDT

a bushism

annie b (mcliberal) — Sat, 10 May 2008 14:27:30 EDT

"the decisions we make in washington have a direct impact on the people in our country, obviously." ---mcdummy, new albany, indiana, 11-13-07

another delegate? another funnie!

annie b (mcliberal) — Sat, 10 May 2008 14:08:50 EDT

saturday funnie!

annie b (mcliberal) — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:55:19 EDT

obama has no clue!

annie b (mcliberal) — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:52:09 EDT

here he calls matt lauer "tim". guess he needs some sleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU3loZ4O-4w

the really good news

annie b (mcliberal) — Tue, 06 May 2008 09:30:17 EDT

only 259 days until 1.20.09. then we get to give this jerkweed the finger!

DICK's grand theft

annie b (mcliberal) — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:21:26 EDT

sunday not-so-funnie part deux

annie b (mcliberal) — Sun, 04 May 2008 13:56:02 EDT

sunday not-so-funnie

annie b (mcliberal) — Sun, 04 May 2008 11:24:39 EDT