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By Jason - Oct 5th, 2008 at 5:20 pm EDT

Okay, so I am a genius. This is what we do:

So everyone is naturally full of shit right? A week before election day we get every single person who ever voted for Bush to take a very potent laxative which would result in an environmental disaster. Obama being more talented at environmental issues, then sweeps in and saves the nation from the mudslide and gains a landslide victory. The plan is flawless and symbolic on so many levels.

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Didn't realize guam had a caucause, let alone delegates.

By Jason - May 3rd, 2008 at 1:53 pm EDT

Also listed in: Americans for America

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080503/ap_on_el_pr/guam_caucuses

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Flipppp-Floppp

By Jason - May 1st, 2008 at 7:05 pm EDT

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theses supers will never be able to be elected president if they so choose to eventually run.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080501/ap_on_el_pr/democrats

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this race will require a photo finish it seems

By Jason - May 1st, 2008 at 12:40 am EDT

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apparently supers are playing hot potato between candidates.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080501/ap_on_el_pr/superdelegates

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Dont worry guys, it only took them five years to realize.

By Jason - Apr 30th, 2008 at 7:33 pm EDT

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Which would definitely not be a sign of incompetence, at all.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080430/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_mission_accomplished

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Touche little lady, Touche.

By Jason - Apr 29th, 2008 at 10:04 pm EDT

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080430/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/bad_barracks

the last couple of sentences deepen my respect for Hillary's ability to somehow swing votes last minute in key states.

Touche.

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wahooo

By Jason - Jan 4th, 2008 at 10:34 am EST

Obama took Iowa!

pop the champagne.

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OMG It CANT BE TRUE!

By Jason - Nov 14th, 2007 at 9:27 pm EST

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pullout

By Jason - Nov 13th, 2007 at 12:50 am EST

so you dont have to waste a condom:

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Oh and timmy, dont forget to take your lead to school!

By Jason - Nov 3rd, 2007 at 8:24 pm EDT

get this: Link

lead for lunch! mmmmmmmmmm.

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How is this possible?

By Jason - Nov 2nd, 2007 at 10:30 pm EDT

Gay Republican?

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thats like an oxymoron, a paradox if you will.

Here's a chance to swing a chunk of an otherwise straight-ticket party to the bright side of the force?

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Does anyone else find this comical?

By Jason - Nov 2nd, 2007 at 2:08 am EDT

That not even diplomats want to go to Iraq?

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:p

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seriously you guys,

By Jason - Nov 2nd, 2007 at 12:27 am EDT

yesterday it was oil, before it was China, now water?!

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(not sure if that link works)

if it doesn't, basically the South Eastern states are having a crisis: they are all suffering from lack of water, and many little towns are screwed.... we need more rain!

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damn.

By Jason - Nov 1st, 2007 at 1:53 am EDT

Oil can only go so high, before we all get screwed.

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let the mud slinging begin.

By Jason - Oct 30th, 2007 at 10:44 pm EDT

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wow.

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So depressed.

By Jason - Oct 29th, 2007 at 10:22 pm EDT

Today, i got to see Republican Ron Paul's stance on the Iraq War and 911 from a republican debate... he said that 9/11 was a reaction to an american action. Which is true. 9/11 would have never happened at all if not for gulf war numero one.

but that was not the depressing part. The sadness came from the fact that NONE of the audience/fellow candidates/question askers thought he was sane. They all thought he was pulling all of it straight out of his ass.

and to sum it all up, Rudy G. got the whole room minus Paul cheering by saying that calling 9/11 a reaction was a disgrace to the American people or some bullshit like that.

If we democrats do not win this presidency, then WW3 is an actual possibility. The difference between life and death is now colored by party lines.

lets step it up a notch fellow dems.

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Downfall.

By Jason - Oct 29th, 2007 at 2:34 am EDT