On the lighter side...
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all.
One student in particular was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote . . .
7.) It comes in cute containers.
He got an A.
One student in particular was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote . . .
7.) It comes in cute containers.
He got an A.
not sure if this is a place to spend much time, in trying to help all the dems win up and down the ticket...my survival really depends on that.
I'll keep visiting to see what's up...
"With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote ' The Hokie
Pokey' died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in.
And then the trouble started.
Shut up. You know it's funny."
Eskimos....
Whale blubber...
I think my mom's was reindeer flavored...
Ok, am stopping.. now, I realize it's weird...but am still laughing, I ate a lot of Nectarines when I was breast feeding, my son used to dive bomb the nipple.. fruity....lol