Are the Clinton's Behind the Writers Strike?
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By Lloyd Hart
Did the Clintons with their deep and sorted connection to the Hollywood Mafia get the Hollywood Mafia to create the Writers Strike? Just think about it for a minute. With the writers out of the way Hillary won't have to listen to a barrage of Bill as First Dude jokes like "Will Slick Willy's intern budget be severely reduced having to swap wings in White House with his wife?" or "Will Bill's interns have to bring a second dress to work not allowed to leave work at the White House with the first one, and of course let us not forget the penis jokes and Whether or not Bill should have submitted his penis for mug shots so that special prosecutor Ken Star could ask witnesses in open court "Can you identify this penis?" With the writers being on strike quite possibly all the way through to the end of the presidential primary campaign the public won't be reminded of Bill Clinton's penis over and over again which will allow Hillary Clinton all the time in the world to show us hers.
This is important because Hillary Clinton is running in the presidential primary against an African American and public penis perception is everything. You see, the white male in America is afraid of African American Penis. So the Clinton's have obviously fallen for the trap of attempting to compete with African American Penis. Instead of just accepting African American Penis as their equal the Clinton's see it as a threat. After all, Hillary Clinton is a woman competing in what she called the "Boys Club!" so she has to overcome her husband's penis, Barack Obama's penis, the whole democratic party presidential primary penis fest, all with a metaphorical penis of her own invention. So with the writers out on strike and Bill staying in the shadows and only coming out in the open to display his penis when the "Boys Club" gangs up on his wife, Hillary can attempt to win the penis factor metaphorically or otherwise.
Of course the other day Bill showed off to much penis by claiming to be "against the war from the very beginning" illustrating once again the famous Clinton ability to bend their penis around corners like in the infamous "It all depends what your definition of "is" is."
I know many of you are saying its not the size of the penis, its what you do with it (or in the Clinton' case how you bend it), like providing the public with sound policy. But Clinton can't win that debate because she proved to have erectile disfunction and Bill's penis proved to have very poor aim. When it came to universal health care Hillary Clinton couldn't get it up and instead of giving the poor "a hand up" Bill got a "hand job" instead of the promised blow job from the intern underneath his desk in the oval office dribbling his jizz onto the intern's dress and as a result accidently balancing the budget on the backs of poor because the blood that should've been in his brain was in his penis.
And remember earlier this year the Clinton campaign putting the condom on the Vanity Fair story threatening that if a story that exposed Clinton camp infighting were to published Bill Clinton would never show Vanity Fair his penis ever again.
I think the Clintons don't want the public to learn that the Clintons don't have the penis to be in the White House. If the writers were working right now the Clinton penis gap would be exposed by the likes of Jon Stewart's penis or Stephen Colbert's penis and of course Bill Maher's cute but little penis. After all, the speech writers of Clinton's democratic opponents in the presidential primary don't have the imagination to expose the Clinton penis gap. If they did they'd be livin in L.A. and on strike with the rest of the writers.
Personally I want there to be nothing but vagina in the oval office for at least the next twenty years. Let's face it, vagina is a warm and cozy place like free universal health care and a social safety net and environmental restoration. But the problem is, Clinton has chosen a strategy of showing us she can do penis with the best of them. Albeit bent penis.
When the nation is in desperate need of the universal vagina Clinton gives us Pavlov's Penis. Instead of providing free universal health care Clinton has chosen what she thinks is the penis approach. Clinton's mandated healthscar program is more like taking the public by the head and rubbing their nose in what ails them while at the same time screaming " You will buy this shitty, failed scum bag run private health destroying blood sucking plan, cause if you don't you can't get a job!" Only Clinton's perverted sense of bent penis could have come up with that policy.
As far as I'm concerned the writers should be ashamed of themselves for going on strike just when the public needs desperately to laugh at their politicians. The presidential primary process is a tried and true comedy writing bonanza fraught with so many opportunities to create laughter all across the land that only the Clinton's could have come up with the strike idea creating impotent writers instead of hard full thrust laughing all the way potency the presidential primary is usually filled with. But by trying to save themselves from the comedy writers the Clinton's have prevented the comedy writer's from making fun of the republican field of candidates as well as her democratic opponents. Just like the Clinton's though like when they bombed a baby food factory in the Sudan instead of dealing with the Clinton penis/vagina gap in Washington. You know what they say, little penis/no vagina leads to bigger bombs. I wonder who Hillary Clinton would bomb?
Clearly the lesson the Clinton's didn't learn after eight years in the White House was that Bill should have been giving the wives of Senators head and Hillary should have been giving the Senators vagina on top of the president's desk in the oval office if they wanted to get a real free universal health care bill passed.
Hillary Clinton! Put the bent penis down on the ground and back away from the writer's strike.
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Did the Clintons with their deep and sorted connection to the Hollywood Mafia get the Hollywood Mafia to create the Writers Strike? Just think about it for a minute. With the writers out of the way Hillary won't have to listen to a barrage of Bill as First Dude jokes like "Will Slick Willy's intern budget be severely reduced having to swap wings in White House with his wife?" or "Will Bill's interns have to bring a second dress to work not allowed to leave work at the White House with the first one, and of course let us not forget the penis jokes and Whether or not Bill should have submitted his penis for mug shots so that special prosecutor Ken Star could ask witnesses in open court "Can you identify this penis?" With the writers being on strike quite possibly all the way through to the end of the presidential primary campaign the public won't be reminded of Bill Clinton's penis over and over again which will allow Hillary Clinton all the time in the world to show us hers.
This is important because Hillary Clinton is running in the presidential primary against an African American and public penis perception is everything. You see, the white male in America is afraid of African American Penis. So the Clinton's have obviously fallen for the trap of attempting to compete with African American Penis. Instead of just accepting African American Penis as their equal the Clinton's see it as a threat. After all, Hillary Clinton is a woman competing in what she called the "Boys Club!" so she has to overcome her husband's penis, Barack Obama's penis, the whole democratic party presidential primary penis fest, all with a metaphorical penis of her own invention. So with the writers out on strike and Bill staying in the shadows and only coming out in the open to display his penis when the "Boys Club" gangs up on his wife, Hillary can attempt to win the penis factor metaphorically or otherwise.
Of course the other day Bill showed off to much penis by claiming to be "against the war from the very beginning" illustrating once again the famous Clinton ability to bend their penis around corners like in the infamous "It all depends what your definition of "is" is."
I know many of you are saying its not the size of the penis, its what you do with it (or in the Clinton' case how you bend it), like providing the public with sound policy. But Clinton can't win that debate because she proved to have erectile disfunction and Bill's penis proved to have very poor aim. When it came to universal health care Hillary Clinton couldn't get it up and instead of giving the poor "a hand up" Bill got a "hand job" instead of the promised blow job from the intern underneath his desk in the oval office dribbling his jizz onto the intern's dress and as a result accidently balancing the budget on the backs of poor because the blood that should've been in his brain was in his penis.
And remember earlier this year the Clinton campaign putting the condom on the Vanity Fair story threatening that if a story that exposed Clinton camp infighting were to published Bill Clinton would never show Vanity Fair his penis ever again.
I think the Clintons don't want the public to learn that the Clintons don't have the penis to be in the White House. If the writers were working right now the Clinton penis gap would be exposed by the likes of Jon Stewart's penis or Stephen Colbert's penis and of course Bill Maher's cute but little penis. After all, the speech writers of Clinton's democratic opponents in the presidential primary don't have the imagination to expose the Clinton penis gap. If they did they'd be livin in L.A. and on strike with the rest of the writers.
Personally I want there to be nothing but vagina in the oval office for at least the next twenty years. Let's face it, vagina is a warm and cozy place like free universal health care and a social safety net and environmental restoration. But the problem is, Clinton has chosen a strategy of showing us she can do penis with the best of them. Albeit bent penis.
When the nation is in desperate need of the universal vagina Clinton gives us Pavlov's Penis. Instead of providing free universal health care Clinton has chosen what she thinks is the penis approach. Clinton's mandated healthscar program is more like taking the public by the head and rubbing their nose in what ails them while at the same time screaming " You will buy this shitty, failed scum bag run private health destroying blood sucking plan, cause if you don't you can't get a job!" Only Clinton's perverted sense of bent penis could have come up with that policy.
As far as I'm concerned the writers should be ashamed of themselves for going on strike just when the public needs desperately to laugh at their politicians. The presidential primary process is a tried and true comedy writing bonanza fraught with so many opportunities to create laughter all across the land that only the Clinton's could have come up with the strike idea creating impotent writers instead of hard full thrust laughing all the way potency the presidential primary is usually filled with. But by trying to save themselves from the comedy writers the Clinton's have prevented the comedy writer's from making fun of the republican field of candidates as well as her democratic opponents. Just like the Clinton's though like when they bombed a baby food factory in the Sudan instead of dealing with the Clinton penis/vagina gap in Washington. You know what they say, little penis/no vagina leads to bigger bombs. I wonder who Hillary Clinton would bomb?
Clearly the lesson the Clinton's didn't learn after eight years in the White House was that Bill should have been giving the wives of Senators head and Hillary should have been giving the Senators vagina on top of the president's desk in the oval office if they wanted to get a real free universal health care bill passed.
Hillary Clinton! Put the bent penis down on the ground and back away from the writer's strike.
http://dadapop.com
http://myspace.com/lloydhart
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And they could have been the ones that got into Al Capone's safe before Geraldo Rivera.
Oh, and I am sure that the Clinton's conspired with Lee Harvey Oswald!
And for sure, don't forget how the Clinton's were the planners of the Holocaust!!!
If we are going to assume.....why not THINK BIG!!!
I continue to support the fellow with the white mother.
Do they know where he is?
Sounds like this might have something to do with the people who you stated you "raised funds and campaigned for".
Maybe I sense some resentment over employment issues here?
Of course "an expert on universal healthcare" should not have any problem finding employment in Canada.
By the way, the return of the writers of "Saturday Night Live" is good for the Clintons, sort of fair and balanced unlike CNN, MSNBC, etc.
It appears Obama is their target of choice.
Just opposite the opposite of your theory.
Being without the writers to the end of the presidential primary campaign might have hurt the Clintons, so lets be glad that the "Hollywood Mafia" let them return.
"Just think about it for a minute."