Dear Derron Williams:

Here's the deal... I've been tolerating this ankle injury of yours for a few weeks now. My fantasy team is doing about 0.500, but it could be doing a whole lot better if I had my number one pick (that would be you) helping me out. Unless this ankle injury of yours is more than just a sprain(?), I expect you to be back on that court by next game. Now, I'm not a doctor, but I believe the solution is very simple. The secret to a swift return is omega three. As a matter of fact, omega three (fish oil) and cranberry juice will have you feeling like a new man. Your body may get a little hot, but that's just the energy of mother nature taking over. Also, you might need extra rolls of toilet paper if your diet consists of more than just meat.

Sincerely,
pee-wee