Ah Oh. doesn't look like Bush will get his Iran war after all.
He will be too busy with impeachement charges.
LOL
How can we not celebrate participating in HISTORY?
Almost 18 million people voted to crack the glass ceiling for a Woman President!
Almost 18 million people voted to crack the glass ceiling for a Black President!
Doesn't that tell all of us that this is the year to open up a can of whoop-ass on the GOP?!
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Here's a Slate "Bushism of the Day" that flew under the radar. Bush is responding to a question about what advice he would give the next president:
"Take the Middle East seriously because that's the center of -- that's the place where people get so despondent and despair that they're willing to come and take lives of U.S. citizens." -- on advice he would give the next president, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008.
last awarded to a stupid australian, today's honor goes to an american! and a texan to boot!
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/051408dnmetitch.f81a31c3.html
as an irish american, i love my beer as much as the next guy. but this? um, no. the stupid person of the day goes to this dumbass australian fellow. sorry, dude. you're off to the timeout corner.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24594248/?GT1=43001
this is all getting outta control! he'll NEVER be as funny as huckaboodledoodledoo was.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24599482/
cindy adams of the ny post somehow got her hands on the script of the oliver stone movie about mcdummy. it looks awesome!
this is ageist. and really funny. and since mccain is the enemy, i figure it's fair game.
http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/?m=200805
"the decisions we make in washington have a direct impact on the people in our country, obviously." ---mcdummy, new albany, indiana, 11-13-07
So your back is up against the wall. It is the morning of the election. What do you do if your current candidate in NOT on the ballot?
Obaminators, Clintonites-- what are you going to do? Do you honor your candidate by staying home, or, god forbid, voting for McCain? Or will you defend our country against another 4 years of Republican rule?
(for the record, I am voting Democratic in November, and I voted Edwards in my primary)
feeling a little less than chipper today? indiana not quite the blow-out we hoped for? lost a little spring in your step?
come on, don't be blue!
i know just what to do!
times are tough? life is hard?
how about a huckaboo christmas card?
oh huckaboodledoodledoo! we miss the laughs!
McCain freaks out because Gore's the only opposition he actually remembers, and therefore McCain declares war on North Carolina. Obama speaks out against the war on North Carolina, and Clinton says that she's in favor of obliterating any state that would vote for a guy who isn't on the ballot. This makes the undecided guys in Michigan pretty darn nervous, so they switch over to Clinton and join in the war on North Carolina.
McCain - having won Mexico - marches on North Carolina with Mexican troops, and in a replay of history, a bunch of rednecks from Tennessee grab their guns and go defend Texas. Texas, up to this point, hadn't been involved in this debacle, and re-routes the Tennessee Volunteers to North Carolina. The Tennessee guys get there just ahead of McCain and yell "Remember the Alamo" a lot. It holds off the Mexicans for a while. Meanwhile, Obama is on facebook rounding up 53.5 billion volunteers to call all the people in the world and tell them to stop the war on North Carolina.
Al Gore concedes for the good of the planet, and then we realize that we still have to wait until the convention to figure out who won the damn thing after all.
watch and see.
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