[This satirical e-mail frames the proposed $700 billion Wall Street bailout as a Nigerian 419 scam. The author is unknown. ]
Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson
"Going forward, the newly defined Iraq Internal Conflict-Clarification Program is no longer to be funded by the U.S. Treasury. Instead, American Express platinum cards will be issued to all U.S. and Coalition-of-the-Still-Willing military personnel and used to charge all Iraq-related expenses. . . By dividing monthly AmEx card charges among the several hundred thousand members of the armed forces, Bush administration officials expect individual payments to remain "well below $5 million per month per dogface. . .
. . . Exempted from AmEx card obligations will be Halliburton Inc., the international carnage-cleanup service cartel. Halliburton's bills will be sent directly to Vice President Dick Cheney and then forwarded to Fort Knox, Ky., for payment in gold ingots – to be stored in its facility near Houston, Tex., by Notrubillah, Inc."
http://www.washingtonindependent.com/view/iraq-latest-bailout
LET'S PRETEND WE SEE THREE SIXES HERE.
AND HE COMMANDED ALL, BOTH GREAT AND SMALL , TO RECIEVE HIS MARK
THAT NO MAN MAY BUY OR SELL , SAVE HE THAT HATH THE MARK
ROFLMAO ! ANY BODY CAN MAKE STUFF UP WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW THE BIBLE.
L'shanah tovah tikatev v'taihatem!
What is with all this hate on this Partybuilder? Are you not really on the same side? All this hate and bad language.
Please stop this hate.
Thanking you in advance,
Misha
L'Chayim!
What is that president of ours doing? He makes a speech in front of the Knesset on a joyous occasion and turns it into a partisan political opportunity. Comparing Obama/Clinton to those who appeased Nazis!
Shame. Shame on you Mr. President.
Please write your newspapers to lodge a complaint. He's a bad man and we should tell everyone who would listen.
Thanking you in advance,
Misha
L'Chayim!
I was thinking about this. If you are getting gasoline, try to get it at the same pump some fancy schmancy car (like one of those Corvette automobiles) uses. They use high-test gas and some is still in the hose and pump plumbing when they drive away. If you fill up right behind them, you get a half a gallon or more of the expensive stuff for the price of regular.
I mean no disrespect to Corvette drivers! But if you see me coming to the station, wait for me to pull up behind you!
Thanking you in advance,
Misha
L'Chayim!
Israel has been around since forever, but we only count the last 60 years in this anniversary. Please think good thoughts of Israel as we celebrate 60 years of independence.
Thanking you in advance,
Misha
L'Chayim!
If a person pretends to be another, with another faith and another language, is it a racist act? What if the person isn't doing it for laughs, as one might in a parody, but is doing it to fool others to falsely elicit sympathy? Does that rise to the level of racism?
Oy, with all respect, I must admit I don't know from racism. I mean no disrespect (please tell me if I am being disrespectful), but I need help understanding when being a plain fake crosses the line into becoming racist obscenity.
Thanking you in advance,
Misha
L'Chayim!
While the outcome of the 2008 presidential election remains unknown, one certainty goes unappreciated: the Bush presidency will soon be over! A new animated film offers a joyful musical tribute to the end of an era.
"The Waiting Is Over" shows a glimpse of what the future may hold with the passing of the presidential torch. It's a hand-clapping, foot-stomping celebration guaranteed to lift your political spirits.
I'm Still Whining ( Rendition Of I'm Still Standing )
I'm still whining cause I'll never win
Looking like a party pooper
Acting like a Little Kid
I'm still whining after all this time
Knowing that I cannot get the nomination
Not This Time
I'm Still Whining ( Whaa Whaa Whaa...)
I'm Still Whining (Whaa Whaa Whaa...)
ROFLMAO!
Here's A Toast To Whining !
So, reality just sucks and Obama is doing everyone a favor by making them see the futility of their meager existence. Thereby, coming into the light and realizing that he is the only path to truth and prosperity.
Disclaimer: OK, in case no one gets my sense of humor, the above paragraph is satire, that comes after being awake for 19 hours straight. Yes, thats right, I am claiming sleep deprivation! Good night. Don't let the political bed bugs bite you in the ass as you peacefully dream of your chosen candidate winning the nomination and going on to victory against John McCain and going on to become the greatest President of all time in the entire universe!!!
Are you fuming over the fact that there's a 90% chance that Hillary won't get the nomination? Have you resolved within yourself that you will NEVER vote for Barack Obama , but not sure how you are gonna demonstrate that ? You wanna vote , but you just can't bring yourself to vote for that.......that.......that........person?
Well, do have good news for you. There's hope. You don't have to leave your ballot empty. You don't have to waste it by leaving a blank spot or writing in some name . No. You can vote for a candidate just like Hillary. This candidate has a TON of that Washington Experience required for YOUR vote.
Check out Extended. This is for real. Seriously.
Read More »It is unimaginable; that 15 months after this; with the remnants of the elections still smoldering; there were voices lamenting the victory!
Some of these; in the Partybuilder; purported Democrats!
And their pray? "God damn the Democratic Party!"
There have been a few comments, that may or may not have been good-intentioned (seeing that there is nothing stopping the radical center from registering here), on my condescending attitude in my posts.
Please follow the links before commenting, you will find that you will make more informed comments.
For an example of what a link is: http://www.sausagelinks.co.uk/
Another is: http://www.fencecenter.com/chainlink/
And my personal favorite: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynx
And one I will never understand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_win_friends_and_influence_people
If you still have any difficulty, please recruit your parents or children to show you how.
Here are some songs that I am dedicating to some of the Democratic Candidates and their wives. I excluded some because I don't know a hill of beans about their relationships as they have not embraced their spouses in public enough for me to tell what kind of relationship they have.
Which one do you like the most?
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