COWBOYS OPPOSED TO WAR. (C.O.W.) More spicificly, cowboys opposed to fake-ass wanna-be cowboys and their illegal wars. (C.O.F-A.W-B.C.&.T.I.W's) As official founding member of this non-violent group, I would like make the offering of performance from my new show I recently premeared Off Broadway entitled "HOW THE WEST WAS SPUN". I would be delighted to entertain probono, anywhere needed in the country for any democrat, libertarian or indipendent in this upcoming congressional election for the sake of helping save our democracy. I personally specialize in a tribute to Will Rogers - the Cherokee Cowboy and politcial humorist who was born in 1879 and killed in 1935. He was the greatest lasso artist in the world and a national treasure; esentially the Jon Stuart of his time. I am honored to cary on Wills work and have recieved the Will Rogers Memorial Association Award for "Best Comedy Roper" two consecutive years by the International Wild West Arts Club. If interested in me performing at upcoming event, rally, protest, show, or otherwise please call anytime: (757) 710 - 2534. All I would ask is some help compinsating with travel and bord if necisary or posible. Unfortunatly most of Will Rogers jokes about politics still hold true today, except "I'm a member of no organized political party...I'm a Democrat."