(Note: This is satire. Sort of.)
With last week’s news that Republicans are going to start holding seminars on how to talk with (and about) women, we at the Democratic National Committee were able to get our hands on a draft syllabus and reading list for the expanded sensitivity training sessions Republicans are going to be holding.
Syllabus for Republican “Sensitivity” Training
“Let me put it this way, some of these guys have a lot to learn.” – Republican Aide to Politico
“Some of our members just aren’t as sensitive as they ought to be.” – Speaker Boehner
Dear fellow Republicans —
Welcome to GOP Sensitivity School, where our goal is to help you show your friendlier, more inclusive side!
HOW TO TALK TO AND ABOUT WOMEN 101:
Headline: “Bill Cassidy Staffer Tweets Mary Landrieu-Mussolini Picture” [POLITICO, 11/22/13]
Headline: “NRSC Tweets Sexualized Attack Against Alison Lundergan Grimes” [Huffington Post, 11/19/13]
HOW TO HONOR RELIGIOUS AND CULTURAL DIVERSITY & TOLERANCE DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON 101
Headline: “GOP Draws Fire For Selling 'Happy Holidays Is What Liberals Say' Merchandise” [Birmingham News, 12/4/13]
Pants on Fire: “Jeb Bush Says Obama Is Closing The Embassy To The Vatican” [Politifact, 12/4/13]
Headline: “GOP Group Attacks Obama As ‘Anti-Religion’ For Moving U.S. Embassy In Vatican” [Mediaite, 11/27/13]
Headline: “GOP Rep. Duncan Hunter: 'It Is Part Of The Middle Eastern Culture' To Lie (VIDEO)” [Huffington Post, 12/4/13]
Headline: “Pryor Gets Gop Flak Over Bible Ad” [Arkansas Online, 12/4/13]
Headline: “Republicans Had Better Get Comfortable With 'Happy Holidays'” [Business Insider, 12/2/13]
HOW TO OPEN OUR BIG TENT UP TO THE LGBT COMMUNITY 101
Headline: “Rep. Randy Forbes: Deny Money To Gay Candidates” [POLITICO, 12/4/13]
Headline: “Boehner Sees ‘No Basis Or No Need’ For ENDA” [Washington Blade, 11/14/13]
PROVING WE’RE SERIOUS ABOUT LATINO OUTREACH 101
Op-ed: “Gov. Christie Making Weak Excuses For Opposing The NJ DREAM Act” [PolitickerNJ, 12/5/13]
Headline: “No Immigration Reform Vote In The House This Year” [Washington Post, 11/8/13]
Headline: “McCarthy: No House Immigration Deal In '13” [The Hill, 11/8/13]
HOW TO PUT A BAND-AID ON A MAJOR PROBLEM 101
Headline: “GOP Men Tutored In Running Against Women” [POLITICO, 12/5/13]
Headline: “Boehner’s Rx For GOP’s Women Woes: Be More Sensitive” [ABC News, 12/5/13]
LEARNING FROM YOUR MISTAKES 101
Headline: “No soul-searching for Virginia GOP after losses” [Politico, 12/8/13]
From the Washington Post’s Chris Cillizza on the path forward for the GOP following their losses in Virginia: “But, no matter what, Republicans have a problem… But knowing it and knowing how to solve it are two very different things.” [Washington Post, 12/8/13]
Last week, women state party Chairs, Vice Chairs, Executive Directors and staff gathered in New Orleans during a meeting of the Association of State Democratic Chairs to discuss the increasing role of women as leaders in Democratic Parties across the country.
This was the second time I participated in this event and wow! Not only has the turnout grown, but the programming - under the leadership of Louisiana Chair Karen Carter-Peterson and Idaho Executive Director Sally Boyton Brown - has excelled and given us the tools to improve how we promote women leaders in the states across the country. I was especially moved when both Chair Carter-Peterson, the first female Chair in Louisiana, and Maryland Chair Yvette Lewis spoke about what they each had to overcome in order to move into the top leadership position in their state Democratic Party structure.
Here's a few pictures from the event. I am looking forward to the next gathering!
Great turnout in New Orleans at the women's luncheon!
Maryland Chair Yvette Lewis moderates panel discussion about media coverage of women running for political office and what our national group of women can do to create change in our states.
Louisiana Chair Karen Carter-Peterson answers a question about women leaders in state parties.
One last pic from the ASDC & Louisiana Democratic Party welcome reception on Friday evening... an all women New Orleans brass band! They were incredible.
The GOP Autopsy Report: “Be conscious of developing a forward-leaning vision for voting Republican that appeals to women. The Republican Party needs to offer that same vision and message demonstrating that our policies, principles and vision address the concerns of female voters.”
Yet just this week we saw:
In Kentucky - Mitch McConnell's allies at the NRSC tweet an extremely offensive and sexist photo of senatorial candidate Alison Lundergan Grimes
In Texas - Tea Partier Rick Atkinson referred to State Senator Leticia Van de Putte as "barrio boopsie," insulting both her gender and ethnicity.
In Louisiana - Senator Mary Landrieu’s main opponent, Bill Cassidy’s campaign manager tweet a photo of the Senator’s face superimposed on the body of Dictator Mussolini.
And Rush Limbaugh decided that a comparison to rape would be the best way to explain yesterday’s rule change in the Senate.
Women have already rejected the Republican Party in droves in recent cycles because of their extreme policies restricting women’s access to health care and their obstruction on laws like Violence Against Women Act and the Paycheck Fairness Act.
And if today’s GOP thinks insulting women leaders is the way to expand their appeal among female voters, they are very mistaken.
In honor of "Throw Back Thursday" we wanted to share a few photos from the Women's Caucus meetings at the 2012 Democratic National Convention. It may be a year later, but Democratic women are just as fired up today as they were then. Take a look at the photos below and join the conversation by using #DemWomen on Twitter.